bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

(via chilled)

hkirkh:

The face of no regrets.

(via pppasta)

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

(via whoredinarygirl)

  • YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
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suicunesrider:

I almost scrolled past this

I fucking almost scrolled past this

(via jaylathecerealkiller)

pyjamazombie:

sherlockedcompanion:

i-make-doodles-lol:

gallifrey-feels:

cosmo-gyral:

Who invented the blow job?

Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick

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Probably

Definitely. 

Obviously.

It’s history.

(via yet-again-waiting-for-sherlock)

mysteryplantgirl:

castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

(via polarbaroness)

adrianianam:

circuitfry:

overlypolitebisexual:

irrevocablybee:

What society has come to

UGH I HATE BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY INFORMATION I NEED ONLINE UGHHH TECHNOLOGY IS BAD BURN THE INTERNET LET US GO BACK TO A SIMPLER TIME BEFORE ELECTRICITY WHEN WE COULD ALL DIE EVERY TIME WE GOT A COLD

Idk it looks more like Albert’s just sick of explainin shit to people over and over again

Actually you’re probably right. Einstein was a huge critic of the act of committing things to memory that could easily just be looked up.

He thought it was a waste of time, effort, and mental resources that could be out to much better use.

Einstein would probably be the type to just ask you to Google something. Hell if for no other reason than if you asked him something he would say that he didn’t remember it himself.

(via wholockian-at-hogwarts)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via covocal)